Hello you horny fuckers, I hope life is treating you as you deserve?
I was reading something on insta the other day, you know them sexual memes that are like ‘omg deep throat his dick whilst tickling his balls with your tongue’, ‘wait for him to buss then make him dick slap you with his huge fucking shlong’... It made me think, we all know I love to do that.
The first time I was dick slapped, I was OFFENDED.